Plea #24: It's tuff work bein' a grave digger! No doubt about it... But between you and me? I only ACTUALLY have to work a couple times a month har har!
I mean don' you get me wrong, it's definitely a grewsome job, but ones you get used to it, it just becomes a matter of diggin holes heh hyuk!
Anyway, like isa sayin', most days I don't gotta do squat, but I still get payed!
(No one else wants ta do the job, so I got a lotta leverage in negoshiatons with the big boss!)
Most days I just sit aroun' the cemetery drawin or sleepin.
(Thouhg, I also wander 'round town or stay home sometimes hee har! Who's keepin' track?)
But man... it sure is a nyce job.
The big downside thouhg, is most people 'round town think I'm the local nutcase, so datin ain't easy har har!
I mean, really, who can blame 'em? Are they wrong? Har har!
Ahh yea.... Well, like I said not much happens when I'm at work. I gess you could say... I rarely meet very LIVELY charucters?! HAR HAR HEE HAR!
There was one guy though... I think he's the king's friend or sum'in? Anyways, he came by askin' about the bodies that came in recently.
I think he was lookin' for someone he knew or sum'in? I don' know, he dint really say...
Hes a strange fella though... His face looks epsecially weird! Har har!
I'm tellin ya hes godda have the biggest snout I ever did see on a human fella!
But yeah, he was lookin' for a new corpse, but apparently he didn't find what he wanted cuz he left pretty soon after checkin the list.
Wouldn' he know if the guy he was lookin' for was dead already thouh? And surely he'dve heard about the poor guy's funeral right?
I don' know... None of my bizness thuohg! Either way, that was the most excitin' thing to happen this week!
Luckily I was actually awake when he came too, so I think i made a gud first impression!
Ah... I guess that's it for me then. I better get back to my hard work...
(These thumbs won't twiddle themselves har har!!!)