Plea #31: Today at school they said we have to write a presentation about the statue in town and our interpertayshun of what it means.
I hate interpretayshuns! Who cares?
Why shoud we have to write about a dumb statue?
Is listening to what *I* think gonna help you?
NO!
Who cares what I think!? Just tell us the REAL interpertayshin!
So thats what I said to my teacher! Just tell us the right interpretation!
(I just asked my dad how to spell it and it turns out I got it wrong a lot before but im not gonna go back and fix it.)
And my teacher said there is NO right interpretation!
WHAT THE HECK DOES THAT MEAN!?
So its a statue that means NOTHING?
(Thats what I asked her)
And she said NO and that It means whatever *I* want it to mean.
DUMB!
I thout it was dumb before but now its even MORE DUMBER!
If I throuhg a ball of dirt on the ground, woud you interpret THAT? NO!
If the guy who made it didnt even know what it meant WHY SHOULD I?

Im just gonna write down whatever my dad says it means.