Plea #39: Okay, the horses around here are OUT of CONTROL.
I told the Royal guard that I've submitted complaints, and still, nothing is done.
I've had it up to HERE!
I live at the end of a cul-de-sac, so we get a lot of foot traffic from people trying to turn around in carriages and just riding horses in general. WHICH IS FINE.
I tolerate the stomping and clopping outside the window! I get it!
I knew what I was signing up for when I moved here!
But what I could have NEVER expected is the sheer amount that horses CRAP.
WHILE THEY'RE WALKING!
And for some reason, they all get the SUDDEN URGE to crap, RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY DOOR.
WHY? I DON'T KNOW!
I'VE HAD IT.
I EITHER WANT THE TRASH MAN TO PICK IT UP, THE RIDERS TO, OR FOR THE HORSES TO GO AWAY ENTIRELY!
I proposed this to the king's little assistant, and STILL haven't heard back from him.
So, then I figured it must've been TOO MUCH to ask for *him* to come up with a solution, so I drew up a plan of my own.
I suggested they add a simple curb before the coldesac, and shift the whole thing further from my house, BECAUSE AT LEAST THEN I WOULDN'T SMELL IT FROM MY KITCHEN... And still nothing!
I have half a mind to storm into the castle and speak to the king myself at this point!
I've started yelling at the horsemen to pick up after themselves when I see it, and for the most part, they do (with only a few ignoring me), but I can't do that all day!
So some always slips through the cracks!
I think tomorrow I'm gonna make Tom go out there and put up a sign or something, because this is RIDICULOUS.